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My kid won’t sleep part a million. Also google is f-ing with me.
You know how when your kid is acting a fool and you’re like at a real low point. Like the kid is eating toilet paper daily (you know who you are). Or the kid is hitting your face because you won’t let...
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We’re knee deep in crying. RUBY’S CHOICE. Jesus just take me now.
F balls you guys. F balls. I have unwillingly found myself in cryitoutsville. Alone. Well, G is here. But he’s pitiful at emotional support. I know you’re asking, how on earth are you unwillingly doing...
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I am SO SICK OF BOOBS. Apparently Ruby is too. So we’re making some changes.
Can I be totally honest with you guys right now? Breastfeeding this child has been a super hell. Like the whole thing. Supahhell. And my trade for the fiery hotness has been the happiest sweetest...
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A pageant crown, mutated DNA and the TV. a glorious trio.
Where to begin… This blog and you guys have definitely taken a backseat over the past few months. Most of my free time is spent pumping or cooking. It’s bites, but it’s life. I have 3 more months and...
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MODG is actually Amanda and surprise, she has feelings.
Guys, last week I almost shut the blog down. For good. The controversy and mom wars was just too much. I sat alone and thought about it for a while. My blog hits were higher than ever. Advertisers...
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This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down. I’m...
I get about an hour a day. It’s my free hour. I call it powah i’mnotwastingitonashowah hour. So I’m dirty. But I have an hour. So with that hour, I obviously can only tell you the most important...
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